The CIA's "Kids' Zone" -- Meant for the general American public?

[JB -- No, the below is not from The Onion. It's from your taxpayer's CIA homepage, secretly planning to take over the USA's kintergarden industry? (Actually, it could be what the CIA thinks of the mental level of the American public it serves, despite the intelligence level of their "very own" best -- see Ms. Harf below.)]

Welcome. We're glad you're here to learn more about the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). The CIA is an independent US government agency that provides national security "intelligence" of key US leaders so they can make important, informed decisions. CIA employees gather intelligence (or information) in a variety of ways, not just by "spying" like [sic] you see in the movies or on TV (though we do some of that, too) . On the following pages, you can read more about us,  and help us solve some puzzles. Throughout this section, you'll also see some top secret things you won't find anywhere else. [JB: How fun!!!!!!!!!!!!]

So if you're ready to learn more about the CIA, our employees, and what we do every day, click the appropriate link above and we'll start you on your way.

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No wonder the CIA (an "intelligence" agency) produced the likes of Ms. Harf, Langley-employed before becoming (mirabile dictu) the spokesperson of the greatest country on earth, who has given the word "barf" a bad name.

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