The next Hollywood Russia Blockbuster! (from an edited Facebook entry)

Breaking news that Sepp Blatter will resign his post. I thought this would take a lot longer. Apparently the bribery chain has already reached Sepp Blatter's closest associates. http://www.theguardian.com/…/fifa-calls-press-conference-am…

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  Sepp Blatter to resign as Fifa president after 17 years in role

  Sepp Blatter announced on Tuesday that he was...

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  John Brown Next Hollywood blockbuster coming up: CIA wants to embarrass a badass hate-America furren dictator [with the furren name of Put-it-in] who shows off his phony muscles in fake judo matches and builds a fancy mirage Olympic stadium thanks to big bucks from his head-shaven, gold-teeth Eurasian gangster hoods/bikers with tattoos and off-shore accounts, so that he (the evil Putitin) can to pretend to the world what a macho dominator he is, just like 'em Roman empires (what's their name? Titus and Vespasian,  the referees who condemned the gladiators to death, right?) who built the Colosseum in Rome, Italy [script note: Don't forget to mention Italy! Our domestic audience can't find Rome (least of all Italy) on a map]. Putitin plans in his next major "new initiative" [script: please use State Department jargon] to world domination to get at sleazeballs in FIFA (Script: shoot with chatter at the CIA/FBI [these guys must talk to each other in the movie] : Ever heard of that mafia organization, FIFA? It must must a mafia group -- all Eye-talian words end in an "A" [e.g., Sophia L]) to be bribed so that Putitin's fortress-hate-america strong-man state can rip-off tthe forthcoming football (Script: shoot: talk at the CIA: hey, the football superbowl belongs to America, not to some) and so CIA hires a special agent -- starring Steven Seagal -- to knock the strong man off ... To be continued ...
  

  
  

  

  
  
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