No person in her right mind should put up with the humiliation of 21st century "jet travel." Seldom have human beings -- even in the "comfortable" conditions of our modern age -- have had endure such transportation degradation, starting with the "frisking/security" procedure at airports and the sardine-can conditions inside over-crowded planes, where the hungry traveler feels eternally grateful at being offered a minuscule cellophane bag of peanuts for a "snack" (airline industry talk for food), not to speak of having to share a seat (ok, I exaggerate) with a 300-pounder who can't stop farting. Enjoy your flight!
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