Pro-Russian joke

Russian President (for life?) Vladimir Putin and and North Korean Dear Leader Kim Jong Un, in true friendly Olympic spirit, seek to decide who are the best bodyguards: Russian or North Korean.

They agree on the following competition: which of their very bodyguards will jump out of the window at the immediate order of Those They Protect.

Putin to his bodyguard: "Jump out the the window! Now." Putin's bodyguard pleads: "Chief, please, spare me of this! I would do it for your sake at a second's notice, but what will happen to my wife and three children if I die?"

Putin rubs his forehead for ten seconds and says, ok, you have expressed your loyalty, you do not have to jump out of the window.

Dear Leader Kim Jong Un also orders his bodyguard: "Jump out of the window."

His bodyguard replies, without a moment's hesitation: "Right away, Dear Leader! I know what will happen to my wife and three children if I don't."


--Via a bright, well-traveled Washington D.C. undergraduate