Saturday, May 11, 2019

Plastic Bottle Pickup Roundup (ongoing); Breaking News!!! More gory details on DC litter


See also, fascinating article under the title: "Plastic Gets a Do-Over: Breakthrough Discovery Recycles Plastic From the Inside Out" (News Release By Theresa Duque, newscenter.lbl.gov • May 6, 2019)

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On my quite not infrequent 45-minute jog (stroll might be a better word) in NW Washington DC (down Tilden Street to Rock Creek Park; along the path in Rock Creek Park

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to Porter Street; up Porter Street to Connecticut Avenue; jog ends at the Van Ness/ UDC metro station) I do my "citizen's thing" and pick up litter.

FYI, I jog (when I do jog rather than stroll, very slowly) with a bag (yes, I plead guilty: ... a plastic bag) in hand where I place the litter.

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As I stretch my aging muscles, have taken a special interest in picking up plastic water bottles left empty/half empty along my strollin'/joggin' way.

(Some of the plastic bottles, btw, are filled with urine, as I've noticed on several occasions on the south side of Tilden Street leading downhill to Rock Creek Park.)

May I note that the plastic bottles are not the only form of trash that I pick up.  The trash ranges from empty cans/glass bottles to used prophylactics (which I delicately place in my trash bag with the aid of a branch found on the tree-filled environment).

FYI, below my accounting of yours truly's encounter with such a noxious industrial human-made objects. Pardon the gory details, but here's the trash/litter/junk I find (and pick-up) on the streets/park of the Imperial Capital, in rough order of frequency:

  • Paper: napkins from fast-food joints; paper bags containing "junk food"; left-over pages from newspapers, probably unread
  • Cans: for sugar-loaded, sugar "free" sodas beer (unscientific survey: Corona is no. 1)
  • Glass bottles: mostly for beer; have not yet found a bottle for "sodas"
  • Remains from junk food containers: plastic knives/forks; ketchup/other additives in relatively small plastic rectangular receptacles
  • Cardboard: Hard to tell the origin, but probably from packages sent by "buy on the internet, we'll deliver."
  • Circular plastic covers punctured in-the-middle for use with plastic straws for soft drinks, coffee, etc.
  • Plastic straws (related to the above): Yes, they're still out there -- in our wide open American spaces -- despite the DC gov's  efforts to limit their use
  • Gloves: A real litter discovery for me! Amazing how many gloves (many of them made of plastic) are left behind ...
  • Scooters: Excuoooose me, but I consider scooters litter. They are violently -- yes, violently and narcisstically (correct spelling?) -- left "anywhere" on a street and, worse of all, near/on trails in our unique, wonderful national treasure, Rock Creek Park.
  • Various car parts, left near a sidewalk/curb (especially car wheels, hard to fit in a city trash bin)
  • Dog shit in (usually green) plastic wrappings left "wherever" by evidently well-intentioned animal masters. I initially refused -- for health reasons -- to pick up this plastic-covered shit, but broke down and am now putting the plastic-covered poo in my plastic litter bag.
  • Kids' toys -- The most acceptable litter "left behind."
  • Various sexual aids -- prophylactics, menstrual items ...
  • A painting by Leonardo da Vinci (just  kiddin')

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 [Note: Given my failing memory, I may be missing, in the below assessment, a plastic water bottle or two.]

Needless to say, the bottles I stumble upon end up in the public garbage receptacles in the National Park/along Connecticut Avenue.

Date [missing dates mean no strolling/jogging on that day]; no. of plastic water bottles pickups [on a given day, I may have miscounted, plus or minus, by a bottle or two]

4/22--15
4/24--8
4/25--5
4/26--6
4/27--2
5/3--7
5/4--5
5/5--4.5 (one bottle was broken in half)
5/6--3 (one bottle found on Conn Av after my jog)
5/7--6 (including one half-filled bottle on the roof of a car parked in Rock  Creek Park; and an empty Perrier plastic bottle -- vive la France! -- along Porter Street)
5/9--2 (found on Connecticut Avenue)
5/11 -- 10!!! The most bottles found since 4/22! Porter Street had the most bottles!
5/12 -- 3
5/15 -- 2
5/17 -- 1 My plastic bottle pick-up that contained Fiji Natural Artesian Water!

P.S. But look at it on the bright side: We Americans are now evidently drinking a source of life, water, rather than sugary soda bubbly canned "drinks" (Hey, people, listen: things don't always go better with Coke) ...

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