People are surprisingly satisfied with the new ‘tiny penis’ emoji

Ruth Brown, New York Post

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It was this big.

A hand gesture that suggests someone has a “tiny penis” is among 230 new emojis released for 2019 — delighting social media users who say it really fills a gap in the market.

“Finally, an emoji to explain how small my ex used to be down there,” tweeted @fifthdumbledore after the new images were released Tuesday.

The Unicode Consortium, the organization behind the new emojis, says the new pic is supposed to be a “pinching hand” gesture, meaning a “small amount” — but Twitter users aren’t buying it.

“FINALLY a small d-ck emoji,” tweeted Twitter user @KathBarbadoro.

@AnthonyLiselli added, “Tiny eggplant emoji,” referring to the vegetable emoji that has taken on a double meaning.

A number of new emojis in the batch address people with disabilities, including several of men and women in wheelchairs, a hearing aid, a guide dog and the sign language for “deaf person.”

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Sillier symbols include a waffle, an otter and a yawning face.